dear mr nokia

okay, this is hilarious. suppose it is 2010 and you are the ceo of nokia. on a grey and rainy september morning you get a mail which starts like this:

Dear MR NOKIA!

My name is STEPHEN ELOP. I am the son of the former PRESIDENT of MICROSOFT, Mr. BILL GATES III. I am contacting you because a mutual FRIEND suggested you as a person who is trustworthy and reliable...