hello!
if you are at work, bored or need to kill time you are very welcome to visit
this site. if you aren't, you are welcome nevertheless. you can't find the
meaning of life here, nor what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered
bread to the back of a cat. not even why everything on this site is written in
lowercase letters. even so it pays off staying a little longer (hey, you
already read this far!) and admire the aesthetics of this site. especially the
dark grey sans serif font on white background, the swedish conspiracy
and the beautiful blue color on my last name. talking of which,
that is my name you see on the top. i didn't choose it myself, but i like it
anyway.