if you are at work, bored or need to kill time you are very welcome to visit this site. if you aren't, you are welcome nevertheless. you can't find the meaning of life here, nor what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat. not even why everything on this site is written in lowercase letters. even so it pays off staying a little longer (hey, you already read this far!) and admire the aesthetics of this site. especially the dark grey sans serif font on white background, the swedish conspiracy and the beautiful blue color on my last name. talking of which, that is my name you see on the top. i didn't choose it myself, but i like it anyway.